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Izzy - Chief Barketing Officer

Introducing Izzy, my executive assistant and Chief Barketing Officer.
Make no mistake, despite being a rescue, she is no diversity hire! She's an incredibly friendly pit bull who, despite being 6 years old, has been steadily learning new words and behaviors.


Strengths: Incredibly friendly, does not jump up on people, does not bark.
Weaknesses: Will only eat dental treats if they have been covered in meat or meat juice first.

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Skills

Expert in squirrel and rabbit identification & chasing. 
​Still learning Fetch.
She is such a gentle soul, she lets you win tug-of-war. 
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Remuneration & Rewards

Remuneration package involving generous walks, and a benefits package involving belly rubs.
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Healthy Naps

Most Americans don't get enough sleep.
Not Izzy though. In addition to being out like a light at sunset, she follows a strict daylight napping regimen. We could all learn a lot from her.
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